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This is an actual job application a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida – and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I were in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?
Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER? If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS? Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?
I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?
I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?
On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?
Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?
Yes – Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.




Source: McDONALDS APPLICATION

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I remember when you were gonna apply there, and you were trying to get me to apply there :P

And I find it hard to believe that they hired him :S

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The application was posted by the manager from the McDONALDS in Florida, and I did apply there, and they gave me the job but I declined it because I already had a job at burger king which payed more

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The application wasn't posted by a McDonalds manager in Florida. It's an urban legend.

It was posted on bulmash.com on April 10, 1997 as a humor column written by Greg Bulmash (the name on the application) who was 28 at the time (not 17) and made no claims about it being submitted anywhere.

Someone else added the claim it was real when they sent it to a mailing list, and the details of its reality have evolved from there as people passed it around.

I should know.

Sincerely,

Greg Bulmash

ok I'm sorry I'm just going with the information I have been told.

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O_O, I wonder if they hired him.

SEX: No, I'm waiting for the right person. LMFAO

ROLFFFFFFFF, it gives me ideas :P

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Mcdonalds sucks :x
the only good thing is their sundaes...

Ahh i havent laughed like that since i was a little girl, thankyou