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Old 04-24-2008, 04:47 PM
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Talking A few good jokes!

Q: Hey, did you guys here about the fire at the circus?
A: It was intense (get it? In - Tents?)

Q: Hey, did you hear about the explosion at the marshmallow factory?
A: I don't know the details but man it was one sticky situation!

Q: Why did they call them the dark ages?
A: Because there was a lot of knights!

Q: Why wouldn't the oyster give up its pearl?
A: Because he is shell fish!

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Re: A few good jokes!

Hey you know how much fun camping is?
It's so much fun its intense.
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Old 05-14-2008, 08:49 PM
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Lol, nice jokes xD
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Old 05-17-2008, 11:41 PM
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Re: A few good jokes!

Aww geeze....some jokes are just so lame that they're hilarious, lol
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Re: A few good jokes!

wait wanna get this clear, racial jokes allow?...
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Re: A few good jokes!

No racial jokes are not allowed on this site.
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Re: A few good jokes!

Aw racial jokes are funny
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Re: A few good jokes!

I can't believe I laughed...
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Re: A few good jokes!

Q: Hey, did you guys here about the fire at the circus?
A: It was intense (get it? In - Tents?)

Can also be used for

sex whilst camping... its intense
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Re: A few good jokes!

rofl nice dude i havn't heard these b4......
i only kno riddles....

so your a bus driver, and you have 9 kids in bus. you go to end of the block and you pick up 3, then another stop and you drop off 11, one more stop you pick up 12, after that one more stop and finaly drop off 3 and pick up 1... how old is the bus driver?
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