Q: Hey, did you guys here about the fire at the circus?
A: It was intense (get it? In - Tents?)
Q: Hey, did you hear about the explosion at the marshmallow factory?
A: I don't know the details but man it was one sticky situation!
Q: Why did they call them the dark ages?
A: Because there was a lot of knights!
Q: Why wouldn't the oyster give up its pearl?
A: Because he is shell fish!